landing-api/lang/en/health.php

<?php

declare(strict_types=1);

return [
    'title' => 'Site health',
    'subheading' => 'What is wrong with the public site and cannot be seen from here.',

    'all_clear' => 'All clear. Nothing to fix.',
    'problem_summary' => '{1}1 thing to look at|[2,*]:count things to look at',
    'problem_hint' => 'The site lives elsewhere, so these faults do not show up while editing — they show up while visiting.',
    'passing' => '{1}1 check passing|[2,*]:count checks passing',
    'and_more' => 'and :count more',
    'refreshed' => 'Checks refreshed',

    'severity' => [
        'ok' => 'Fine',
        'warning' => 'Warning',
        'error' => 'Fault',
    ],

    'actions' => [
        'refresh' => 'Check again',
        'go_fix' => 'Go and fix it',
    ],

    'bits' => [
        'description' => 'no meta description',
        'cover' => 'no cover',
        'gallery_image' => 'Gallery image with no description',
        'itself' => 'itself',
    ],

    'checks' => [
        'missing-slugs' => [
            'title' => 'Missing slugs',
            'ok' => 'Everything translated has its slug.',
            'problem' => '{1}1 record is translated into a language but has no slug in it, so its URL in that language either does not exist or 404s.|[2,*]:count records are translated into a language without a slug in it, so those URLs either do not exist or 404.',
        ],

        'duplicate-slugs' => [
            'title' => 'Duplicate slugs',
            'ok' => 'Every URL resolves to a single record.',
            'problem' => '{1}1 slug is repeated within the same language: the API resolves that URL to whichever record it reaches first.|[2,*]:count slugs are repeated within the same language: the API resolves those URLs to whichever record it reaches first.',
        ],

        'broken-images' => [
            'title' => 'Broken images',
            'ok' => 'Every image file is where it should be.',
            'problem' => '{1}1 image the site is publishing no longer exists on disk, or could not be read.|[2,*]:count images the site is publishing no longer exist on disk, or could not be read.',
        ],

        'missing-translations' => [
            'title' => 'Untranslated content',
            'ok' => 'Everything published exists in all three languages.',
            'problem' => '{1}1 published record is missing a translation, so that language of the site goes without it.|[2,*]:count published records are missing a translation, so those languages of the site go without them.',
        ],

        'images-without-alt' => [
            'title' => 'Images with no description',
            'ok' => 'Every published image has alt text.',
            'problem' => '{1}1 published image has no alt text: anyone who cannot see it does not know it is there.|[2,*]:count published images have no alt text: anyone who cannot see them does not know they are there.',
        ],

        'incomplete-seo' => [
            'title' => 'Incomplete entries',
            'ok' => 'Everything published has a description and a cover.',
            'problem' => '{1}1 published record has nothing to show in a search result or when the link is pasted into a chat.|[2,*]:count published records have nothing to show in a search result or when the link is pasted into a chat.',
        ],

        'expired-calls' => [
            'title' => 'Expired calls',
            'ok' => 'No open call is past its closing date.',
            'problem' => '{1}1 call is still marked open with its closing date past. It has already dropped off the site, but it pads the panel\'s counter.|[2,*]:count calls are still marked open with their closing date past. They have already dropped off the site, but they pad the panel\'s counter.',
        ],

        'unanswered-submissions' => [
            'title' => 'People waiting for an answer',
            'ok' => 'Nobody has been waiting more than a week.',
            'problem' => '{1}1 person wrote in over a week ago and still has no answer.|[2,*]:count people wrote in over a week ago and still have no answer.',
        ],

        'stalled-media' => [
            'title' => 'Unprocessed images',
            'ok' => 'No image is waiting to be processed.',
            'problem' => '{1}1 image has been waiting over an hour: most likely neither a queue worker nor the scheduler is running.|[2,*]:count images have been waiting over an hour: most likely neither a queue worker nor the scheduler is running.',
        ],

        'services-without-work' => [
            'title' => 'Services with nothing behind them',
            'ok' => 'Every published service shows real work.',
            'problem' => '{1}1 published service links no published project: that is a promise, not an offer.|[2,*]:count published services link no published project: those are promises, not offers.',
        ],

        'clients-without-logo' => [
            'title' => 'Clients with no logo',
            'ok' => 'Every client on the wall has a logo.',
            'problem' => '{1}1 client appears on the wall of logos without one: a hole that looks like a mistake.|[2,*]:count clients appear on the wall of logos without one: holes that look like mistakes.',
        ],

        'testimonials-missing-original' => [
            'title' => 'Quotes without the original',
            'ok' => 'Every quote carries the words that were actually said.',
            'problem' => '{1}1 testimonial has no quote in the language it was given in: the site is publishing a translation of something nobody can check.|[2,*]:count testimonials have no quote in the language they were given in: the site is publishing translations of things nobody can check.',
        ],

        'talks-without-speaker' => [
            'title' => 'Talks with no speaker',
            'ok' => 'Every talk credits somebody.',
            'problem' => '{1}1 talk does not say who gave it, so it appears on nobody\'s profile.|[2,*]:count talks do not say who gave them, so they appear on nobody\'s profile.',
        ],

        'broken-redirects' => [
            'title' => 'Broken redirects',
            'ok' => 'No redirect loops or chains into another.',
            'problem' => '{1}1 redirect points at itself or at another redirect: the browser loops, or pays an extra hop.|[2,*]:count redirects point at themselves or at another redirect: the browser loops, or pays extra hops.',
        ],

        'redirects-to-nowhere' => [
            'title' => 'Redirects to nowhere',
            'ok' => 'Every redirect lands on a page that exists.',
            'problem' => '{1}1 redirect lands on an address that no longer answers: worse than the 404 it was meant to prevent.|[2,*]:count redirects land on addresses that no longer answer: worse than the 404s they were meant to prevent.',
        ],

        'missing-urls' => [
            'title' => 'Addresses nobody can reach',
            'ok' => 'No broken address is waiting for a redirect.',
            'problem' => '{1}1 address returns 404 and has been asked for more than once: every visitor arriving that way is lost.|[2,*]:count addresses return 404 and have been asked for more than once: every visitor arriving that way is lost.',
        ],

        'stale-reviews' => [
            'title' => 'Reviews nobody answered',
            'ok' => 'Nobody is waiting for a review.',
            'problem' => '{1}1 thing has been waiting for review for over a week: whoever wrote it thinks something is happening.|[2,*]:count things have been waiting for review for over a week: whoever wrote them thinks something is happening.',
        ],

        'stale-translations' => [
            'title' => 'Translations left behind',
            'ok' => 'No translation has fallen behind its original.',
            'problem' => '{1}1 translated record says something its original stopped saying: the translation exists, so nothing else flags it.|[2,*]:count translated records say something their originals stopped saying: the translations exist, so nothing else flags them.',
        ],

        'stale-repositories' => [
            'title' => 'Repositories that will not sync',
            'ok' => 'Every repository is syncing.',
            'problem' => '{1}1 repository has failed several attempts. The site keeps showing its last figures, which are no longer true.|[2,*]:count repositories have failed several attempts. The site keeps showing their last figures, which are no longer true.',
        ],
    ],
];