Derived from events and kept per person: whoever a ticket is assigned to,
whoever reports or works on it when it moves, fails QA or gets a comment,
and whoever joins a project. Never about what you did yourself, once per
event. They arrive live through a subscription to a bell in the header,
and are copied by e-mail to whoever turns it on when SMTP_URL is set.
Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 5.5 <noreply@anthropic.com>